I’m doing a cleanse. It’s called “the empty pantry cleanse for those without vehicles,” and it is generally not completed by choice, but rather out of necessity. The ingredients allowed in this particular cleanse are carrots, canned beans, lentils, dry grains, and flour/butter/eggs/vanilla/other baking ingredients that rarely disappear completely in a one person household. So, you might argue that this cleanse is a lot less strict than the lemon juice and cayenne pepper “Master Cleanse,” but it also takes a whole heck of a lot more creativity than it does to mix the same four ingredients together for every meal for 2 weeks. (Why on earth would someone think that was a good idea?)

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